He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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