my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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