the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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