writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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