You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You are a genius and a whore.
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