I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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