I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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