Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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