theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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