All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Who died my cat blue again?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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