just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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