I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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