I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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