I am spending my child support on dildos
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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