Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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