Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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