Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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