Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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