I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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