Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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