yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i out mim tonsoeep
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