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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook

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• (607): View more from New York

  New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics

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  That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder

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  Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?

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• (707): View more from California

  he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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• (818): View more from California

  I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.

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• (858): View more from California

  currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.

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