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• (309): View more from Illinois

  We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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• (619): View more from California

  His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.

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• (530): View more from California

  We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center

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• (209): View more from California

  So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.

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