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sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?

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No. He thinks you're slutty.

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(858): sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat? (818): No. He thinks you're slutty. http://tfl.nu/f63c

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me

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What? You're not speaking real words.

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(423): I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me (617): What? You're not speaking real words. http://tfl.nu/o2go

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(514): View more from Quebec

i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?

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(514): i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome? http://tfl.nu/1uvu

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(979): View more from Texas

we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?

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(979): we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us? http://tfl.nu/rk36

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Ask politely.

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Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Thats good enough.

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(484): Ask politely. (610): Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you? (484): Thats good enough. http://tfl.nu/nxir

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.

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(608): A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood. http://tfl.nu/4fl8

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(314): View more from Missouri

If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.

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(314): If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die. http://tfl.nu/75m1

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...

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(215): I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands... http://tfl.nu/sf3a

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(708): View more from Illinois

I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.

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(708): I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures. http://tfl.nu/74dn

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(309): View more from Illinois

Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".

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(309): Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail". http://tfl.nu/i687

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.

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(918): Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art. http://tfl.nu/zfiz

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(248): View more from Michigan

I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone

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(248): I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone http://tfl.nu/qvsu

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...

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(506): Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment... http://tfl.nu/gd0h

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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".

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(920): We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started". http://tfl.nu/xqcg

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.

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(479): Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10. http://tfl.nu/l1mx

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