Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower

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(636): View more from Missouri

just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up

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(210): View more from Texas

Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

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