it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
everyone is single if you try hard enough
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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