All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
