Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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