friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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