I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.