another moral hangover. fuck.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is