I'm really into asian looking animals
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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