The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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