I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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