i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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