and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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