Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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