He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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