i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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