just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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