I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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