Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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