I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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