Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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