Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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