Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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