I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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