They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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