Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
