someone threw a dead crab at me
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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