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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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(203): View more from Connecticut

New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah

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(443): View more from Maryland

He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.

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(248): View more from Michigan

You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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(315): View more from New York

why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth

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(512): View more from Texas

I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.

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