I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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