dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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