sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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