just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
the raccoons are back...
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