I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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