What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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